We see it all the time

I be weak

Like weren’t you rooting

For another team

Just last week

Fake football fans

They can be both women and men

I don’t know why they do it

Why don’t they try getting

Into another sport

Like swimming

There is not much to

Keep up with

You just to watch them swim

From one end to another

Bandwagon fans make me

Get annoyed Oh Brother

I just can’t

It’s so whack

They have very little knowledge

Of the game

They just can’t keep track

Barely knowing who is

The starting running back

Or even the quarterback

I just love making things harder

Asking them the names

Of the active players

Of the 2016 Roster

That will reveal the impostors

The ultimate problem solver